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Blinkfrk182: hey Blinkfrk182 signed on at 10:20:51 PM. Stonermun: Yo Blinkfrk182: what u doing Stonermun: web page Blinkfrk182: o, cool Blinkfrk182: making it or updating Stonermun: redesigning the whole thing http://server42.hypermart.net/brianyehisgay/ Blinkfrk182: did u put brianyehisgay.com Stonermun: colin has to do that, and he's always to busy Blinkfrk182: o |
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Stonermun: thats old Stonermun: it's just a link Stonermun: l-bone is numbah one Stonermun: aight Blinkfrk182: aight Blinkfrk182: he looks funny Stonermun: WTF?? Stonermun: He's da badassmofo rockin yo azz from tokyo ta getty'sburg Stonermun: bettah show him sum muddaphuckin respect Stonermun: ya hear, dawg? Blinkfrk182: yeah what ever g Stonermun: Don gimme that whutevah shit Blinkfrk182: he looks like and old fag Blinkfrk182: lol Stonermun: he's gots da juice Blinkfrk182: ill give u whater i want to Stonermun: and once hes in da game Stonermun: nuthin can stop him Stonermun: not the terminator Stonermun: or da t-rex Stonermun: no wut i'm sayin? nigga? Blinkfrk182: yeah except a heart attack Blinkfrk182: thats the only thing that can Stonermun: WHooA tough guy be messin wid L BONE eh Stonermun: lemme give yous some ADVICE bro Blinkfrk182: shoot dog Stonermun: Around hear, it's l-bone territory, you bettah watch wut
your sayin Stonermun: catch mah drift? Blinkfrk182: yeah whatever Blinkfrk182: yeah i catch your drift and it smells like shit Stonermun: listen, bro l-bone will rip-you-apart Stonermun: man, i don wanna beat up a brotha Blinkfrk182: i bet he cant even bend over, cause he is an old
fart Blinkfrk182: lol Stonermun: you bettah get yoor pussy ass ta da east appleton villa
retirement home den he'll show u da JUICE and teach ya how ta stay true
ta yoor routes. HE AIN'T DEALIN WID NO DISRESPECT! YA HEAR? Blinkfrk182: man he is in a retirement home, he is an old fag Blinkfrk182: what is he going to do chase me in his wheelchair Stonermun: Shit nigga, thats a muddaphuckin BMW Blinkfrk182: yeah he probably stole a sign of a BMW and stuck
it to his wheelchair, and is pretending it a BMW Stonermun: Even his mama can kick yoor ass Blinkfrk182: his mama is probly dead Stonermun: His mama's steamin and beamin, and kickin Blinkfrk182: whats he doing to her? fucking her Stonermun: Fuck you, Bro you bettah bow down cause she's gonna rape
yoo Blinkfrk182: im not bowing down to a dead woman or and old fag Blinkfrk182: lol Stonermun: PLAYA HATAH! Stonermun: PLAYA HATAH! Stonermun: you a muddaphuckin PLAYA HATAH! Blinkfrk182: whatever,G Stonermun: PLAYA HATAH, L-bone gets all da bitches wid da big titties
too Stonermun: When LBONE wantz some azz, he gets some azz Blinkfrk182: like mrs. elsorady Blinkfrk182: lol Blinkfrk182: lol Stonermun: HEY FUCK YOU! Blinkfrk182: jk Stonermun: hold on mah pop wants have a bone wid u Blinkfrk182: yeah whatever Stonermun: What the hell's going on with this damn thing, Maryelle? Blinkfrk182: what the fuck Stonermun: whoa, son, maryell's mah wife Blinkfrk182: lol Stonermun: You're not playing mind games with me, are you? Stonermun: I was an ace magician back in the day. I was wowing crowds
left and right, big audiences, BIG AUDIENCES. Stonermun: They called me "Incredible Iriving". I pulled
shit outta hats that you wouldn't believe Blinkfrk182: so u changed mrs. elsorad's name to maryelle, so
no one would know Blinkfrk182: i bet u did pull out shit Stonermun: Ahh, you know, some kids come up on bikes, and I says
"hey kids, want to see a trick?" and I made their bikes disappear
and they're all saying how cool it was and shit, and then they're like
"can we have our bikes back now?" and I just sit there and laugh
at them. Blinkfrk182: yeah whatever Stonermun: WOAH, hold on there a minute Jimbo, I just wanna talk
about the Chiefs, not about any crazy sex stuff. I'm not into that shit,
okay? Blinkfrk182: man what the hell u smoking Stonermun: All I know is that theres a bunch of freaky shit all over
the Internet, and I dont want a part of that crap, got me? I'm not interested
in cybering with you, so don't think about it Stonermun: ima CHIEFS fan Stonermun: since 63' Stonermun: I gotta get the fuck off the computer, my wife's bird
is flying around the place like a little fucking freak and I gotta catch
it before it shits all over the counter. Blinkfrk182: so u been fucking chief or whatever his goddamn
name is since 63' Blinkfrk182: yeah whatever Blinkfrk182: go fuck the bird Stonermun: Yeah, that brd. Anyway, t was flyng all over the fuckng
place lke some lttle spaz and 'm throwng sht at t sayng "MARYELLE,
GET YOUR FUCKNG BRD BACK NTO TS FUCKNG CAGE OR 'M GONG TO COOK THE FUCKNG
THNG!!!" cause the lttle bastard shts all over my stuff when t gets
out. The last thng need on my pants s a wad of brd sht, you understand?
Stonermun: hey no crazy sex shit k? Stonermun: So anyways, there am, throwng books and sht at that lttle
fucker and my wfes just gong nuts, screamng about not httng her brd Stonermun: So says, "MARYELLE, F YOU DDN'T WANT THAT BRD TO
GET T'S SHT KCKED, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET T OUT OF TS FUCKNG CAGE!"
Stonermun: and t was just nuts. then the fuckng bastard craps all
over my keyboard, and now can't use the key (between the u and o key)
because t's caked wth sht and doesnt fuckng work no more. Blinkfrk182: yeah sure Stonermun: That's swell, son, but me dont care about anythng rght
now. Got a bgger problem on my hands, cause that lttle fucker sht all
over the keyboard and 've got no clue how to clean t out. Blinkfrk182: just stop fucking the bird and white shit wont come
out over the keyboard Stonermun: I got a big problem here Blinkfrk182: y dont u just lick it off Stonermun: I started throwing stuff to kill that damn bird, and I
finally nailed the fucker with an encyclopedia. Crushed it like a grape Stonermun: hey, son i don't want to cyber with you OK? I'm not some
kind of freak Blinkfrk182: u must be sad, no more playmate Stonermun: The problem is, my wife's all fucking nuts now, and she's
still crying and screaming. Can you do me a big fuckin favor and call
her up and make her stop crying? Stonermun: i gg Stonermun: she's screamin her ass off Stonermun: bye Blinkfrk182: no i cant |
